Category: Local

  • ArTREEstic

    An odd piece of framed art recently appeared on a tree on Dolores Street. How artreestic! Click the images for a larger view. (Spotted at 16th and Dolores)

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  • Instacart shopper entrance

    Um… what is going on here? Even I don’t use Instacart enough to have a special entrance just for my grocery delivery guy — and I’m about as lazy as it gets. What next? Special Lyft-only parking? Laundry just for AirBnB guests? A credit card that only works with Kickstarter?

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  • San Francisco tourist FAQ from a local

     In the interest of helping tourists who are new to San Francisco, as a local I thought I’d answer a few common questions. Q: Should I go to Alcatraz/Pier 39/cable cars/Coit Tower?A: How the hell would I know? Q: How do I get to…A: Well, first you pull your phone out of your pocket. Then…

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  • Journeyman’s San Fauxisco

    Did you ever see the 2007 TV series Journeyman? No? Neither did anyone else. The short-lived series is about a newspaper journalist in San Francisco who accidentally travels through time to hang out with his ex-fiancee. And if that wasn’t strange enough, this man lives in a bay area mansion on a journalist’s salary. The…

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  • Fogust descends on Dolores Park

    This is the time of year when a lot of us take time off for vacation. The season of summer needs time off as well, which is why we have the month of Fogust. A strange thing happens as the fog engulfs the city; the area around Dolores Park is shielded from the fog by…

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  • Blurry Simpsons

    Finally, a street art mural of the Simpsons that’s as blurry as my memories of a time when the show was still funny. UPDATE: The Simpsons have now come into focus. (Spotted in Clarion Alley.)

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  • Hot Dog Suit Man

    Superman, Batman, Spiderman — and now — Hot Dog Suit Man! If I had to venture a guess, I’d assume his superpowers involve squirting out condiments into the faces of his enemies, safely apprehending criminals with his “bacon wrap,” and giving people a bad case of the runs. What a badass! To see Hot Dog…

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  • Ghost outbreak in the Mission

    Apparently a ghost outbreak occurred near Mission and 17th St. today, but it was already contained by the time I arrived at the scene. The ghosts are gone, all that was left was the Ghostbuster’s car. Scary stuff. Stay safe, everyone! No word as to whether this is related to Slimer’s visit to Valencia back…

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  • Same-day grocery delivery services in San Francisco reviewed

    When people think of same-day grocery deliveries they tend to think “Oh yeah, I remember Webvan.” Or maybe they remember that one time they ordered from Kozmo.com before that went out of business. Just because the dot-com boom went bust doesn’t mean same-day delivery service is impossible. For example Safeway and Costco both have their…

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  • Doggie Diner heads spotted on Valencia

    John Law’s Doggie Diner head trailer is a mobile landmark in San Francisco. This evening they happened to be leashed on Valencia outside Stage Werks. Anyone who’s lived in San Francisco for a while knows the story behind the doggie heads; they were the mascot of a local fast food chain called the Doggie Diner.…

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