Category: Misc

  • Human bodies: the missing features

    There’s a lot of things I’d change about the way our bodies work if I could. We could be so much better. So what would I change? I’m going to forgo the obvious here. There’s no need to discuss superpowers, infinite lifespans, Matrix-style brain plugs, regenerative limbs, the ability to run 100 MPH, etc. My…

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  • Straight Eye for the Closeted Guy

    I want to pitch an idea for a TV show I had*. It’s like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but in reverse; a group of straight men have to help a gay man stay in the closet. The straight guys help the closeted guy act straight. He needs help to dress poorly, get his…

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  • INSTRUCTIONS TO THE CUSTOMERS FOR THE FIRE EMERGENCY

    Here’s the fire safety instructions from Hotel Galaxy in Loutraki, Greece: $10 says there’s a reason they don’t want you to call the fire department. P.S. I’m now back in San Francisco, jetlagged and pooping out feta cheese.

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  • 4 ways Greece is like California

    If you think about it, there’s plenty of ways Greece is NOT like California; the countries are on different continents for cryin’ out loud. But the two do have some odd similarities when you get beyond the trivial details like olive oil production or a taste for beachfront property. Here’s four ways that Greece is…

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  • Pancho Villa’s new location

    Pancho Villa’s new location is in Sidari, Greece, which is on the island of Corfu. Greek Pancho Villa is pretty different from their San Francisco locations, since there’s disco lights, loud music (they were playing Sean Paul when we walked by) and table service. Also, most of the people there were British. And I didn’t…

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  • Ancient Greek Michael Jackson?

    Did Michael Jackson live in ancient Greece? Spotted at the Temple of Apollo museum (motto: no flash photos, no photos with people in them, and no we don’t understand that second rule either.)

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  • Gasoline shortage in Greece

    Here in Greece there’s a severe shortage of gasoline due to a delivery driver’s strike. In this photo I took two days ago in Athens, the traffic to the left is moving. To the right, cars are lined up for almost three blocks waiting to pull into a gas station. Another common site is closed…

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  • Trick question!

    “Angelina Jolie”“SALT”“Who is salt?” …um, is this a trick question?

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  • Broke in this Trendy City

    I’m a huge ytcracker fan. For those not into the nerdcore scene, he’s easily the best nerdy rapper out there. This particular track is something many of us can relate to. Watch and see.

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  • Yellow limes

    I was just at Bi-Rite where they have what appears to be lemons for tasting. I asked the cashier why you’d want to taste a lemon. Turns out they aren’t lemons, they’re “SWEET LIMES.” Yes that’s right, a yellow lime. Mind = BLOWN.

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