Category: Misc

  • How to take the census

    Next time I have to take the census, I’m going to use Christopher Walken’s method. [ video no longer embeddable ]

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  • Can’t Pinch This

    I had this custom made for St. Patrick’s Day. (For you colorblind folks, the text is green. Sorry you had to miss the joke.)

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  • Growing Green Babies

    I was in the customer service line at Safeway when I spotted this unusually-titled DVD. Not sure what this movie is about, but I imagine there’s a lab where mad scientists grow babies — of what species I’m not entirely sure, but perhaps human judging from the box art — and their growing process contains…

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  • Delaware Punch

    Is Hawaiian Punch too exotic for you? During my recent trip to Mexico, I discovered a grape-flavored and non-tropical alternative to Hawaiian Punch: Delaware Punch. This beverage from Coca-Cola is not available in much of the US due to health concerns over a food coloring chemical. But that sort of thing never stopped anyone in…

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  • Coffee roasting at home

    You’re looking at me like I’m crazy, but roasting your own coffee is where it’s at. It’s pretty damn easy and it doesn’t take much to get started. I tinkered with roasting for years using nothing but a $3 electric popcorn popper I got from Goodwill. But you don’t even need that — Blue Bottle’s…

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  • Sheep are hipsters

    It occurred to me the other day that sheep are hipsters. Look, I’m not saying that hipsters are sheep, that would be redundant. I’m saying that sheep — those cuddly wool and cheese producing mammals — are hipsters themselves. Here’s a handy table explaining the similarities. Sheep Hipsters Sheep wear wool sweaters naturally Hipsters wear…

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  • Beings Of Nibber Glux Six

    Back in the winter of 2004 when I was in college — and perhaps a bit stoned — I created a short-lived comic strip series called “Beings Of Nibber Glux Six.” Here they are, reprinted, in their long-forgotten glory. Episode 1: Episode 2:

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  • Starbucks: logos of the future

    You may have seen the recent news that Starbucks is updating their logo. Here’s the design history of their logo so far. Based on this, I was able to extrapolate future changes to the Starbucks logo for the next 90 years. Keep in mind this is based on highly mathematicalesque principles that I won’t bother…

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  • Eat your fractals

    On Monday I was acquiring sustenance at Rainbow Grocery when I came across an edible fractal in the produce section. The label described it as romanesco broccoli. I immediately whipped out my iPhone and looked it up on Wikipedia. Sure enough, Wikipedia describes romanesco broccoli as having “…a visually striking example of an approximate fractal…

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  • Death Metal Rooster

    I can’t stop watching this.

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