Mr. T demands cryptocurrency

Mr. T demands Bitcoin

(Spotted at 1st and Howard)

According to a sticker on a pole, Mr. T would like you to send him some Bitcoin. Why? Well, it turns out, you’re a pitiful fool if you don’t. So there’s that.

At press time, however, the identity if the Bitcoin wallet could not be verified. Donate at your own risk — or risk being labeled a fool.