Tag: urine

  • Gangster Smurf

    Today’s youth know only of the Smurf’s wild adventures with Neil Patrick Harris in NYC. They’re too soft to be told stories of Smurf-on-Smurf gang violence that broke out over the only Smurf female. Those were tough times in Smurf Village. In reality, the young children I saw wandering down Clarion Alley with their parents…

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  • Bathroom etiquette

    Enjoy urinating on the floor? Better stay away from Noisebridge, where your poor potty manners will be chastised by the above passive-aggressive note.

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  • What are people posting on Valencia St?

    Now that Valencia St. has created an IRL version of Craigslist, people are beginning to post stuff. Let’s look at what’s being posted. If you hadn’t guessed, the problematic white balance is because I got an iPhone 4. The camera gives everything a “peed on” look in low light, which seems quite redundant after dark…

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