Okay Ed, you need to make up your mind NOW. Are you going to run for mayor? If not, stop teasing people and tell us if you’d like to get your old job back. If so, fine, go for it — you couldn’t be any worse than the last joker we had.
Anyway, I spent approximately 3 minutes making you the best campaign poster of all time. So if you decide to run, don’t be a sucker MC; put on your Adidas and use this poster.
While we’re on the subject of hip hop and filling our blog with embedded YouTube videos, did you know Run DMC was once on Reading Rainbow?
But you don’t have to take my word for it.
My only complaint is that Jordi LeVar Burton didn’t rap along with them. It could have been something like this:
DMC:
Yo I like books
I like to readRun:
Read a lot
If you want to succeedLeVar:
Reading is smart
It makes you wiser
It’s hard to see
Without my VISOR
(Clearly I should quit my day job and become a rap lyricist.)