Tag: hiphop

  • Differences

    The other evening while waiting for a train, I decided to write an intentionally terrible rap song about a relationship gone sour due to irreconcilable differences. Here it is in all its glory: You ride Muni and I ride BARTThat’s why we’ll always be apartI like the Giants, you don’t like baseballThere’s no chance we’ll…

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  • Run Lee

    Okay Ed, you need to make up your mind NOW. Are you going to run for mayor? If not, stop teasing people and tell us if you’d like to get your old job back. If so, fine, go for it — you couldn’t be any worse than the last joker we had. Anyway, I spent…

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