Tag: bullshit

  • Piece of human shit ruins Lone Star Swan mural

    Lately Clarion Alley has been hit by wave after wave of vandalism. Yes, this is why we can’t have nice things. I’ve been curious as to how long it’d take before the wonderful Lone Star Swan mural would get defaced, and unfortunately I now have the answer. Over the past few days, some piece of…

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  • What I learned from my HyperCard middle school digital portfolio

    In middle school we were all required to build a “digital portfolio” of our work. They taught us HyperCard so we could link each essay we wrote and our photos into a personal HyperCard stack. It was a portfolio that “we’d add to until we graduated” because computers were the future, or whatever. But what…

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  • Fruit of an ATX tree

    Oh these heavenly late-summer days, when the ATX tree’s tender blossoms mature into beautiful power fruit. Children climb the branches, looking for the ripest one they can find for their gaming PCs. On a lucky day in early September, a lucky child could even find a 750 watt ATX power supply. But alas, many fruits,…

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  • Green Day sells out

    Remember when Green Day’s pop-friendly rock took over the airwaves in the mid 90’s? Well, times have changed. Billie, Mike, and Tre must have fallen on bad luck, as they’re now licensing their band’s name out for banana chips. If you want to be an American Idiot and try these yourself, they’re sold at Walgreens.

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