{"id":3185,"date":"2014-12-03T02:29:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T02:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=3185"},"modified":"2023-07-13T16:27:54","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T16:27:54","slug":"fuck-sfpd-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/fuck-sfpd-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck SFPD squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/15747190558\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8611\/15747190558_25e1707777.jpg\" alt=\"Fuck SFPD squirrel\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>(Spotted at 3rd and Folsom)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Presumably, this crime fighting squirrel operates in a similar manner to Disney&#8217;s 1989 series <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chip_%27n_Dale_Rescue_Rangers\">Chip &#8216;n Dale Rescue Rangers<\/a>, wearing a little outfit and solving crimes within 24 minutes. Come to think of it, this sounds adorable and I&#8217;m not sure why anyone would object.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The person behind the red crayon has some explaining to do: why do you hate SFPD&#8217;s squirrel? Is there a specific beef you have with this squirrel? We deserve answers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presumably, this crime fighting squirrel operates in a similar manner to Disney&#8217;s 1989 series Chip &#8216;n Dale Rescue Rangers, wearing a little outfit and solving [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Fuck SFPD squirrel - MrEricSir.com","description":"Presumably, this crime fighting squirrel operates in a similar manner to Disney's 1989 series Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers , wearing a little outfit and solving"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[1037,605,202,1038],"class_list":["post-3185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-animals","tag-sfpd","tag-soma","tag-squirrel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3185"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10064,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions\/10064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}