{"id":3178,"date":"2014-11-02T20:19:38","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T20:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=3178"},"modified":"2023-07-13T16:27:25","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T16:27:25","slug":"demonic-parking-meter-wants-your-quarters-soul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/demonic-parking-meter-wants-your-quarters-soul\/","title":{"rendered":"Demonic parking meter wants your quarters, soul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-f56f613f wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/15500380717\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7524\/15500380717_d98b719972_n.jpg\" alt=\"Demonic parking meter\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/15687174062\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7571\/15687174062_6f428e86c8_n.jpg\" alt=\"Demonic parking meter close up\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you pay for the perfect parking spot?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>25 cents?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>50 cents?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Your eternal soul?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you answered the latter, I&#8217;ve found the perfect parking spot for you! Over Halloween, a new demonic parking meter appeared at the corner of 18th and Oakwood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s a great place to park your vehicle if you made the unfortunate mistake of driving to Dolores Park, and don&#8217;t mind committing your very own soul to endless torment while you buy wine and cheese from Bi-Rite for your sunny afternoon picnic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What would you pay for the perfect parking spot? If you answered the latter, I&#8217;ve found the perfect parking spot for you! Over Halloween, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Demonic parking meter wants your quarters, soul - MrEricSir.com","description":"What would you pay for the perfect parking spot? If you answered the latter, I've found the perfect parking spot for you! Over Halloween, a new demonic parking"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[757,142,38],"class_list":["post-3178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-halloween","tag-parking","tag-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3178"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10063,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3178\/revisions\/10063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}