{"id":2865,"date":"2014-03-07T18:14:33","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T18:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=2865"},"modified":"2023-07-13T16:41:42","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T16:41:42","slug":"proof-that-mitch-hedberg-never-rode-bart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/proof-that-mitch-hedberg-never-rode-bart\/","title":{"rendered":"Proof that Mitch Hedberg never rode BART"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/12993511383\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7374\/12993511383_64d620c370.jpg\" alt=\"image\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAn escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You will never see an escalator out of order sign, just \u2018escalator temporarily stairs &#8212; sorry for the convenience.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Mitch Hedberg<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<br>While he may have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/escalator-temporarily-stairs-at-church-st\/\">taken Muni Metro,<\/a> it&#8217;s clear that Hedberg never rode BART.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAn escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You will never see an escalator out of order sign, just \u2018escalator temporarily stairs &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Proof that Mitch Hedberg never rode BART - MrEricSir.com","description":"\u201cAn escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You will never see an escalator out of order sign, just \u2018escalator temporarily stairs -- sorry for the"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[36,539,464],"class_list":["post-2865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-bart","tag-escalator","tag-mitchhedberg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2865"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10086,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865\/revisions\/10086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}