{"id":2712,"date":"2013-11-24T00:31:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T00:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=2712"},"modified":"2023-07-13T16:48:30","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T16:48:30","slug":"disneyland-comes-to-the-mission","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/disneyland-comes-to-the-mission\/","title":{"rendered":"Disneyland comes to The Mission"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/11017893004\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3737\/11017893004_e3fcf43206.jpg\" alt=\"The New Mission: Haute, Yet Edgy\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good news, everyone! Disneyland is coming to the Mission!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.sfweekly.com\/exhibitionist\/2013\/11\/stencils_in_the_shadows_two_ar.php\">recent street stencil<\/a> breaks the news. I called up Disney&#8217;s headquarters for more information. Here&#8217;s the scoop:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Unlike Disney&#8217;s other parks, this one will be both &#8220;haute&#8221; and &#8220;edgy&#8221; with cast members playing hobos, hipsters, and street drunks. Keeping with the theme, a scary Tomorrowland ride called BART will whisk you from one end of the park to the other.\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>There will be plenty of places to eat, although they&#8217;re all a bit expensive for what you get. And of course there will be numerous gift shops selling cheap junk at ridiculous prices &#8212; but you&#8217;ll buy a souvenir anyway because that&#8217;s what people do.\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Other attractions will include Goofy&#8217;s Art Alley, The Hunchback of San Francisco de Asis, Haunted Denim Shop&#8217;s Ghostly Price Tag Scare, and Snow White&#8217;s Naughty Vibrator Emporium. When you&#8217;re done, why not relax in Kermit the Frog&#8217;s Dolores Park Village?\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Be prepared for long lines. You might want to bring something to read, and be sure to wear comfortable shoes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good news, everyone! Disneyland is coming to the Mission! A recent street stencil breaks the news. I called up Disney&#8217;s headquarters for more information. Here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Disneyland comes to The Mission - MrEricSir.com","description":"Good news, everyone! Disneyland is coming to the Mission! A recent street stencil breaks the news. I called up Disney's headquarters for more information. Here'"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[558,955,46,23],"class_list":["post-2712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-disney","tag-hauteyetedgy","tag-mission","tag-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2712"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10098,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions\/10098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}