{"id":2404,"date":"2013-02-25T22:26:05","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T22:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=2404"},"modified":"2023-07-13T17:00:36","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T17:00:36","slug":"shirtless-dog-man-watches-over-valencia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/shirtless-dog-man-watches-over-valencia\/","title":{"rendered":"Shirtless Dog Man watches over Valencia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-f56f613f wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/8507536271\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8230\/8507536271_de7671ecaf_m.jpg\" alt=\"Shirtless dog man\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/8507538735\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8231\/8507538735_a9e1ff19f9_m.jpg\" alt=\"Close up of shirtless dog man\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Next time you&#8217;re getting a $60 haircut and going out for gringo Indian food, rest easy knowing that you&#8217;re safe under the watchful gaze of Shirtless Dog Man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before we go any further I&#8217;d like to dispel a common misconception. Contrary to popular belief, Shirtless Dog Man is not, in fact, a dog. He is a man with the head of a dog, and the shirtlessness of a man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wait, what&#8217;s that, you say? You are <em>more<\/em> afraid with Shirtless Dog Man watching your back? Try to think of it as a neighborhood watch program. And there&#8217;s no need to be racist here &#8212; just because Shirtless Dog Man is a chimera-American doesn&#8217;t mean he&#8217;s a criminal. The truth is, Shirtless Dog Man is keeping you safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next time you&#8217;re getting a $60 haircut and going out for gringo Indian food, rest easy knowing that you&#8217;re safe under the watchful gaze of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Shirtless Dog Man watches over Valencia - MrEricSir.com","description":"Next time you're getting a $60 haircut and going out for gringo Indian food, rest easy knowing that you're safe under the watchful gaze of Shirtless Dog Man. Be"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[897,896,192],"class_list":["post-2404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-gringos","tag-shirtlessdogman","tag-valencia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2404"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10128,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404\/revisions\/10128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}