{"id":2110,"date":"2012-09-14T08:39:26","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T08:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2023-07-12T19:41:34","modified_gmt":"2023-07-12T19:41:34","slug":"unfortunate-pun-in-fortune-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/misc\/unfortunate-pun-in-fortune-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"Unfortunate pun in fortune cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/7984907641\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8445\/7984907641_46602118c5.jpg\" alt=\"photo.JPG\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is an actual fortune from a fortune cookie at Big Lantern on 16th. You can&#8217;t make shit like this up:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are your legs tired? You been running through someone&#8217;s mind ALL day long.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Either Confucius was highly overrated, or this is inauthentic Chinese wisdom even by fortune cookie standards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly, not one patron at my table had tired legs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an actual fortune from a fortune cookie at Big Lantern on 16th. You can&#8217;t make shit like this up: Are your legs tired? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Unfortunate pun in fortune cookie - MrEricSir.com","description":"This is an actual fortune from a fortune cookie at Big Lantern on 16th. You can't make shit like this up: Are your legs tired? You been running through someone'"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[35,831,830,829,23],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-16thmission","tag-biglantern","tag-chineese","tag-fortunecookies","tag-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9892,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions\/9892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}