{"id":1956,"date":"2012-07-12T23:58:39","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T23:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=1956"},"modified":"2023-07-13T23:41:29","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T23:41:29","slug":"terrifying-clown-recommends-spicy-cheetos-knockoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/misc\/terrifying-clown-recommends-spicy-cheetos-knockoff\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrifying clown recommends spicy Cheetos knockoff"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/7558835468\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8294\/7558835468_a113927bb3.jpg\" alt=\"What the fuck?\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve never been the type to fear clowns. But the clown on this package of knockoff Cheetos at Walgreens makes me want to grab a flashlight and hide under the covers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I imagine if this clown were a real person, his day to day interactions would be something like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Psst, hey kid,&#8221; the clown muttered in his gravely, tobacco-strained voice. &#8220;You want some hot Cheetos?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Those aren&#8217;t REAL Cheetos!&#8221; the kid replied indignantly.<br>&#8220;What, you&#8217;re too good for store brands?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Let me go!&#8221;<br>&#8220;How about you come outside with me, I have real Cheetos in the back of my van.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yikes! In spite of the price difference, I think I&#8217;ll be sticking with my trusty old pal Chester Cheetah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been the type to fear clowns. But the clown on this package of knockoff Cheetos at Walgreens makes me want to grab a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Terrifying clown recommends spicy Cheetos knockoff - MrEricSir.com","description":"I've never been the type to fear clowns. But the clown on this package of knockoff Cheetos at Walgreens makes me want to grab a flashlight and hide under the co"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[788,787,38,631],"class_list":["post-1956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-cheetos","tag-clowns","tag-photos","tag-walgreens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1956"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10172,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions\/10172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}