{"id":1924,"date":"2012-05-29T01:48:01","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T01:48:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=1924"},"modified":"2023-07-13T23:46:16","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T23:46:16","slug":"dan-savage-replaced-by-fire-hydrant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/dan-savage-replaced-by-fire-hydrant\/","title":{"rendered":"Dan Savage replaced by fire hydrant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/7291538852\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7218\/7291538852_f3c75c06f1.jpg\" alt=\"Fist Your Friends\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who needs Dan Savage&#8217;s sex advice column when you have this fire hydrant? From the looks of things, so far the hydrant advice is not up to par. But it&#8217;s passable for a first attempt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Spotted at 15th and Dolores.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who needs Dan Savage&#8217;s sex advice column when you have this fire hydrant? From the looks of things, so far the hydrant advice is not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Dan Savage replaced by fire hydrant - MrEricSir.com","description":"Who needs Dan Savage's sex advice column when you have this fire hydrant? From the looks of things, so far the hydrant advice is not up to par. But it's passabl"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[774,771,38,772,773],"class_list":["post-1924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-fisting","tag-hydrant","tag-photos","tag-savagelove","tag-sffd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1924"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10183,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1924\/revisions\/10183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}