{"id":1908,"date":"2012-05-15T21:15:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T21:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=1908"},"modified":"2023-07-13T23:46:54","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T23:46:54","slug":"belgian-eatery-enforces-rules-with-stiletto-skullcrusher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/belgian-eatery-enforces-rules-with-stiletto-skullcrusher\/","title":{"rendered":"Belgian eatery enforces rules with stiletto skullcrusher"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/7205493232\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7225\/7205493232_ee95bce4c3.jpg\" alt=\"No high heels\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They say &#8220;rules are made to be broken,&#8221; but the truth is that rules are made to be ignored. If you don&#8217;t believe that, then I have a pop quiz about the iTunes terms you agreed to last month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So when you have a rule that&#8217;s important, how do you get people to pay attention?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frjtz, the Valencia St. Belgian-style eatery, has taken to invoking the infamous <a href=\"http:\/\/sfist.com\/2012\/04\/10\/have_you_seen_this_woman_wanted_for.php\">stiletto skullcrusher<\/a> to draw your eyes to their no-heels-on-the-bed rule. Because what says &#8220;high heels&#8221; like a woman best known for smacking people in the head with them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or maybe it&#8217;s a thinly veiled threat &#8212; keep your heels off the bed <strong>or else<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say &#8220;rules are made to be broken,&#8221; but the truth is that rules are made to be ignored. If you don&#8217;t believe that, then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Belgian eatery enforces rules with stiletto skullcrusher - MrEricSir.com","description":"They say \"rules are made to be broken,\" but the truth is that rules are made to be ignored. If you don't believe that, then I have a pop quiz about the iTunes t"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[759,761,38,760],"class_list":["post-1908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-frjtz","tag-heels","tag-photos","tag-stilettoskullcrusher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1908"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10187,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions\/10187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}