{"id":1834,"date":"2012-04-13T00:39:14","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T00:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=1834"},"modified":"2023-07-13T23:50:25","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T23:50:25","slug":"unpainted-advent-calendars-stuck-to-four-barrels-ceiling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/unpainted-advent-calendars-stuck-to-four-barrels-ceiling\/","title":{"rendered":"Unpainted advent calendars stuck to Four Barrel&#8217;s ceiling"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-f56f613f wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/6926207936\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7235\/6926207936_0e1a9a71ce_m.jpg\" alt=\"Discarded advent calendars\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/7072285141\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5271\/7072285141_6f02aab3c0_m.jpg\" alt=\"Discarded advent calendars\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey kids, ready for Christmas? Too bad, it&#8217;s more than eight months away! Ha ha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, and what&#8217;s that? Yeah, Santa already ate the chocolates from your advent calendars, then I stuck them to the ceiling at Four Barrel. Sorry, the big guy was drunk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Besides it&#8217;s not like the chocolate would last until December anyway. What? Stop crying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids, ready for Christmas? Too bad, it&#8217;s more than eight months away! Ha ha! Oh, and what&#8217;s that? Yeah, Santa already ate the chocolates [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Unpainted advent calendars stuck to Four Barrel's ceiling - MrEricSir.com","description":"Hey kids, ready for Christmas? Too bad, it's more than eight months away! Ha ha! Oh, and what's that? Yeah, Santa already ate the chocolates from your advent ca"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1834"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10199,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions\/10199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}