{"id":1776,"date":"2012-03-13T04:47:27","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T04:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=1776"},"modified":"2023-07-13T23:52:08","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T23:52:08","slug":"gangster-smurf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/local\/gangster-smurf\/","title":{"rendered":"Gangster Smurf"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/6828468386\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7050\/6828468386_5aa6782e6f.jpg\" alt=\"Clarion St. Copyright violation\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today&#8217;s youth know only of the Smurf&#8217;s wild adventures with Neil Patrick Harris in NYC. They&#8217;re too soft to be told stories of Smurf-on-Smurf gang violence that broke out over the only Smurf female. Those were tough times in Smurf Village.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In reality, the young children I saw wandering down Clarion Alley with their parents were learning all kinds of life lessons about human excrement, public urination, and alcoholism. I don&#8217;t think they even noticed Gangster Smurf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s youth know only of the Smurf&#8217;s wild adventures with Neil Patrick Harris in NYC. They&#8217;re too soft to be told stories of Smurf-on-Smurf gang [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Gangster Smurf - MrEricSir.com","description":"Today's youth know only of the Smurf's wild adventures with Neil Patrick Harris in NYC. They're too soft to be told stories of Smurf-on-Smurf gang violence that"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[637,715,38,23,717,209],"class_list":["post-1776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local","tag-clarionalley","tag-gangstersmurf","tag-photos","tag-san-francisco","tag-smurf","tag-urine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1776"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10206,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions\/10206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}