{"id":1336,"date":"2011-05-29T02:07:42","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T02:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/?p=1336"},"modified":"2023-07-14T05:19:35","modified_gmt":"2023-07-14T05:19:35","slug":"has-safeway-gone-too-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/rant\/has-safeway-gone-too-far\/","title":{"rendered":"Has Safeway gone too far?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-f56f613f wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/5769572985\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2514\/5769572985_75a844f2d5_m.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2309\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/5769573719\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2191\/5769573719_0b1c13ae6b_m.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2310\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/mrericsir\/5769612313\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3197\/5769612313_54c7c4dd98_m.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2312\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While trapped at the Market St. Safeway during the rainstorm today, I made a shocking discovery: Safeway carries not one, but THREE brands of frozen chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does this alarm anyone else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do we need to make food shaped like extinct animals? Are there children out there somewhere who refuse to eat nuggets not shaped like dinosaurs? &#8220;No mom, I can&#8217;t eat this, it&#8217;s not shaped like a dinosaur.&#8221; Clearly, such a child needs to be loaded with ADHD medication and spanked repeatedly, not indulged in his absurd food preferences.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sure, Safeway has four isle-long freezers, but there has to be a better way to fill them than this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you think, has Safeway gone too far this time?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While trapped at the Market St. Safeway during the rainstorm today, I made a shocking discovery: Safeway carries not one, but THREE brands of frozen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_eb_attr":"","slim_seo":{"title":"Has Safeway gone too far? - MrEricSir.com","description":"While trapped at the Market St. Safeway during the rainstorm today, I made a shocking discovery: Safeway carries not one, but THREE brands of frozen chicken nug"},"autoblue_enabled":true,"autoblue_custom_message":"","autoblue_shares":[],"autoblue_post_url":"","autoblue_publish_document":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[515,155,38,1422,372],"class_list":["post-1336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant","tag-dinoaurs","tag-food","tag-photos","tag-rant","tag-safeway"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1336"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10308,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions\/10308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrericsir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}