Unfortunate pun in fortune cookie

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This is an actual fortune from a fortune cookie at Big Lantern on 16th. You can’t make shit like this up:

Are your legs tired? You been running through someone’s mind ALL day long.

Either Confucius was highly overrated, or this is inauthentic Chinese wisdom even by fortune cookie standards.

Sadly, not one patron at my table had tired legs.