Unpainted advent calendars stuck to Four Barrel’s ceiling

Discarded advent calendars
Discarded advent calendars

Hey kids, ready for Christmas? Too bad, it’s more than eight months away! Ha ha!

Oh, and what’s that? Yeah, Santa already ate the chocolates from your advent calendars, then I stuck them to the ceiling at Four Barrel. Sorry, the big guy was drunk.

Besides it’s not like the chocolate would last until December anyway. What? Stop crying.