Belgian eatery enforces rules with stiletto skullcrusher

No high heels

They say “rules are made to be broken,” but the truth is that rules are made to be ignored. If you don’t believe that, then I have a pop quiz about the iTunes terms you agreed to last month.

So when you have a rule that’s important, how do you get people to pay attention?

Frjtz, the Valencia St. Belgian-style eatery, has taken to invoking the infamous stiletto skullcrusher to draw your eyes to their no-heels-on-the-bed rule. Because what says “high heels” like a woman best known for smacking people in the head with them?

Or maybe it’s a thinly veiled threat — keep your heels off the bed or else.